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Gazilliotimes I tried to blog last night from PrincessFiona 291 days old

 logged into blog. I just had to write about some interesting stuff. I forgot what that interesting stuff was and while I was typing this I was called ...

Wanted:Strong ,tall ,Well built Male from PrincessFiona 748 days old

to be my sexy bodyguard ,from all the jerks and llwnts,rats poo of the world!! anyone wants to audition?

Ex Boyfriend calls from PrincessFiona 771 days old

Today I got a call from an unknown number while I was at work (2AM)!! I answered it to realise its Twat Ex calling The reason for a call?*you'd find ...

Enemy at the bathroom from PrincessFiona 779 days old

Today Morning when I went into the Bathroom to brush and shower I saw my most dreaded enemy-the domestic Lizard!!!!!!!! Its reptilian slit eyes and ...

Pregnant from PrincessFiona 801 days old

Not me!!!!!!!! There is no chance I can self shag myself into pregnancy My friend (The angry with the world & men) one. She was 7 weeks pregnant from ...

Breakfast from PrincessFiona 819 days old

Okay It doesnt seem very fancy! but this is my first breakfast in like 3 days and I am not eating any sandwiches! SO for me this is YUM and I have ...

Chicken Sandwiches!! from PrincessFiona 819 days old

I have to eat chicken sandwishes for lunch since no vegetarian ones nearby!!! I hate this!! I love spicy food and I am living off sandwiches-not even ...

Irritable from PrincessFiona 830 days old

I feel irritable because Of my Bro again!!! Its not like I hate him but sometimes I come pretty close to feeling exactly that! He is acting like a ...

Weird Questions I have been asked from PrincessFiona 832 days old

I was working for Dell a few years ago and was only dealing with desktops for US based customers. Here I list of the weirdest questions ever asked 1. ...

YaY from PrincessFiona 832 days old

Oh I just went into the ladies room and looked at my behind and all around!! I think I am not gaining 5 pounds every 5 minutes!! *Feeling much much ...