Remember my Brother's bitchy EX?

The one who ditched him cheated on him and got married to another guy? without really telling him?

Well Seems she has delivered a baby( How about that she left bro around April last year and married by June and delivered a baby in January.. do the Maths Means She was preggers when she married in June..)

Now she claims its my brother's baby(yeah right!)

My Brother being a sentimental guy that he is.. believes her and has taken it to heart that his baby is now going to call some other Man "dad"!

Ooh PUH-LEEZ!

How can she prove the baby is my bro's?

She claims a paternity was done and the result was that the baby was not her Husbands!!

Ah so not the husbands means its definitely my bro's???

Her reasons why its Bro's

1.Bro is A+ and so is the Baby( yep a few million others too)
2.Bro is white skin tone and baby is fair( yeah err many babies are born fair but dont remain so)
3.Baby has blue eyes.. okay so my bro had blueish eyes when born but his are now a brown.. so it doesnt prove much since if you ask me many new borns have light eye shade!(I have seen it)

and My silly Bro Believes her bullshit?

She had numerous other men while she was dating bro( Caught red handed and proven)

Mum and me plan to somehow get a proper Paternity test done ( not some crap she claims)

In the meantime we are being very tactful with Brother as he is a emotional idiot and is all teary eyed and stuff over a baby( which might not be his)

God!

Please please god! Why my life has to be like some cheesy day time soap???

Cant I have a decent boring life? for once?