Love life is Jinxed , well and truely!

I dont get time alone with he who must not be named

we have to sneak around like college students making out and suddenly you hear parents car in the drive...(when they are supposed to be out for atleast 4 hours instead of 2)

*rush ,run ,straighten clothes hide any tell tale signs of making out and throw the Boyfriend out from the balcony or kitchen door*

Now he who must not be named is pissed mad

I am pissed mad too.. at the bloody luck..

I think I should give up and try being a... a...

any ideas? suggestions?

*kicks CPU*

*ouch ouch ouch*