Today Morning when I went into the Bathroom to brush and shower I saw my most dreaded enemy-the domestic Lizard!!!!!!!!

Its reptilian slit eyes and black scaly body giving me the Shivers!!!!!

*brrrrrrrrrrrrr*

I managed to skip and jump and kinda land right infront of the basin because the sinister Lizard was on the door Latch

*shudders*

I had to strip and shower infront of its malevolent eyes because it refused to be Shooed away from a distance.. It had no fear!!!!!

I had to endure its presence:(

When i wrapped a towel to get out *breathe* thats when things got uglier... It refused to move from is place over latch and I tried to somehow open latch to get out.

The F*cking SOB wont move no matter how much I danced and Jumped and Shooed trying to scare it away..

Oh no!!!

I somehow managed to open Latch and thats when It happened.... the idiot slimy,creepy git jumped *screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech*

Oh yeah I screamed loud enough to wake the dead and scare other sleepy Guests at the Hotel..

I jumped out of the way and it fell *splat* on the floor and *shudder ,Shudder* slithered away..

Oh God ! I still get the shivers!!

If I could shoot all Lizards i would!!