I was Munching on Spicy Nacho chips(Doritos) when my Client Mr Bond remarked

Mr Bond: Thats not good for health

Me: Oh? *crunch munch* Its delicious

Mr Bond: Hmm you can afford to eat since you are thin now

Me: Hmm Its just a tiny packet.

Mr Bond: *grabs packet* High level of sodium,contains 30% of your total daily fat intake,Has starch and a little fibre,no vitamins.

Me: * feels crap for eating a packet of yummt spicy Doritos*

Mr Bond:Hands back the packet

Me: Oh its one packet I am not addicted*sheepishly*

Mr Bond: oh Hun not now but it does get addictive

Me: *feels like a fat potato* ooh hmm!

Me: goes out to eat a brownie since feel crap about eating non healthy stuff.

:))

*this is what really happened in USA*