The Green Ogress

Today I got a call from an unknown number while I was at work (2AM)!!

I answered it to realise its Twat Ex calling..

The reason for a call?*you'd find it totally corny*

TwatEX: Princess How are you?

Me:ummm Great!! *silence and disinterested dull tone*

TwatEX:Ooh I called because I wanted to know why Mr AF Wanted a loan from me..(2Lac Indian Rupees )

*conversion 1 Million Dollars is = 10 Lac Indian Rupees*

*Mr.AF happens to be a man who used to report to me until last November*!!!!!!!

Me: Umm yeah He called me too.. I dont know the reason and I cant lend him Money because I dont have that much.

TwatEX: ohh I dont have a problem lending him Just wanted to know from you If you knew what the urgency was

* as if!!???? I mean Do i keep a diary of all things which happen to people at work*

Me: Nope

TwatEX: Oh so How was US trip?

Me: Greaaat * dull bored tone*

TwatEx: so when did you return to India?

Me: ummm 3 weeks ago

TwatEX: Hows Everything?

Me: Greaaaaaat

TwatEX: oh okay Well take care & bye

Me: yep bye!

* Amazing how I feel absolutely nothing when he called,I dont even feel hurt which means Hurrah*

*which also means Monsieur helped me get over him*

Now there lies another problem

PS: Its 5AM Indian Time and I am still at work. I was supposed to leave 2 hours ago

I am at work from 6 Pm till 4 AM now and am

I have had calls firing at me from all directions and morons emailing me 50 million times

I just need a break.

Just now I was applying for access for new 30 employees since their own Manager doesnt know a thing and wont even learn via the step by step guide sent..

anyway I am here till 15 october and then off to my city where i now live..

Ooh this new Manager's boss is a prick! He worked with my ex boyfriend and sadly joined my company.

On the first day of meeting (I dont know him since he worked in a different department) he asked me infront of 5 colleagues

Prick: Princess you were with Twat(ex) right?

Me: Sorry I dont understand the question(why point i was "with" ex in front of other colleagues?)

Him: Oh err I mean didnt you report to him in previous company?

Me: No I didnt report to him I was int he same department

anyway now today this GIT somes to me and asks "would you like to work in this city in my team?"

HA! I dont and I told him "as what and I will think about it"

I didnt want to out right say anything since he is a high up in the management.

I kept giving myself pep talks all day!!

Kept telling myself there's something more fucked up better for you.

All things happen for the best.

Keep the faith!

dont wanna keep the fucking faith, every time something horrible happens just when things were going good for me

I just want to shut the doors to it all and live alone..

This way i dont get hurt ever!!

But over all(besides the fucked up selfconfidence and internal battle with god) I am good..

I feel better and ready to accept that life sucks this too shall pass!!

Today Morning when I went into the Bathroom to brush and shower I saw my most dreaded enemy-the domestic Lizard!!!!!!!!

Its reptilian slit eyes and black scaly body giving me the Shivers!!!!!

*brrrrrrrrrrrrr*

I managed to skip and jump and kinda land right infront of the basin because the sinister Lizard was on the door Latch

*shudders*

I had to strip and shower infront of its malevolent eyes because it refused to be Shooed away from a distance.. It had no fear!!!!!

I had to endure its presence

When i wrapped a towel to get out *breathe* thats when things got uglier... It refused to move from is place over latch and I tried to somehow open latch to get out.

The F*cking SOB wont move no matter how much I danced and Jumped and Shooed trying to scare it away..

Oh no!!!

I somehow managed to open Latch and thats when It happened.... the idiot slimy,creepy git jumped *screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech*

Oh yeah I screamed loud enough to wake the dead and scare other sleepy Guests at the Hotel..

I jumped out of the way and it fell *splat* on the floor and *shudder ,Shudder* slithered away..

Oh God ! I still get the shivers!!

If I could shoot all Lizards i would!!

Favourite Food = Rajma Rice(Indian Beans curry and Rice)

Favourite Film = I think "Roman Holiday"

Favourite Band = Westlife,Creed,Evanescense,Def Leppard,Boyzone

Favourite Computer Game = MOHAA

Favourite Drink = Coconut water

Favourite Team = Australia

Favourite Smell = White Musk

Favourite Place = My bed

Favourite Person (non-family) = My Friends!

Favourite Curry = All Indian Curries-Egg curry,Rajma,Chole etc

Favourite Tv Show (current) = Scrubs!

Favourite Tv Show (all time) = Friends
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Favourite 80's Cartoon = Tom & jerry!! wait itsnot the80's!

Favourite Hobby = Painting!

Favourite Quote = You dont bother me ,I dont bother you

Favourite Website = www.victoriassecret.com

Favourite Book = Famous Five

Favourite Author = Enid Blyton

Favourite Colour = Red

Favourite Song = Drops of Jupiter,Save tonight,Iris,Dont Leave Home(toomany)

I was Munching on Spicy Nacho chips(Doritos) when my Client Mr Bond remarked

Mr Bond: Thats not good for health

Me: Oh? *crunch munch* Its delicious

Mr Bond: Hmm you can afford to eat since you are thin now

Me: Hmm Its just a tiny packet.

Mr Bond: *grabs packet* High level of sodium,contains 30% of your total daily fat intake,Has starch and a little fibre,no vitamins.

Me: * feels crap for eating a packet of yummt spicy Doritos*

Mr Bond:Hands back the packet

Me: Oh its one packet I am not addicted*sheepishly*

Mr Bond: oh Hun not now but it does get addictive

Me: *feels like a fat potato* ooh hmm!

Me: goes out to eat a brownie since feel crap about eating non healthy stuff.

*this is what really happened in USA*

I am back in India after a exhaustive 19 hour flight and 3 hour layover in Amsterdam and another 3 hour drive to my Home town,only to be told by my company I need to fly to a different city the very next day!

So i got to say "hi" and "bye" to family and Jet lagged flew another 2 hours to Delhi.

Now at work and got a little time alone !!

How have you all been??