Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

last 2 days and today is over!

Monsieur will fly out tomorrow and land on 2nd which makes it 2 FULL days without Monsieur on chat!!

No chat and working with idiots at work!!!

*Faints*

*need prozac to keep sane with arrogant chauvenistic dimwits around*

Hey Dafter look at this!!!!

Well Checking my self out in the Ladies

My colleague(Blow My own trumpet one-BMOTO) Yesterday come up to me and look with those "I know so much better" expression and asks ina conspiratorial tone!

BMOTO: What do you er think of new boss?

Me: Huh? We met him what 4-5 times? I have no comment on him. Loads to see

BMOTO:I have this knack and with some people my mind shows a red flag!

Me: So you saying this new boss has raised red flags in your mind? * looks expressionless*

BMOTO: Yeah a big one!

Me: I will reserve my judgement !

Well this is pure office politics! I dont like to get involved!

Anyone who likes my "ex" boss is a jerk because he was a jerk and BMOTO was his fav so...!!

From Mkfunky

1) Shakespeare or the Bible.
Shakespeare-I like his Twelfth Night!

2) Most romantic moment in fiction.
Love story by Erich Segal. I think the entire book is most romantic!

3) Favourite word?
Fawk

4) Most overrated writer
Paulo Coelho,Dan brown

5) Most underrated writer

umm... I guess Robin cook

6) Best meal in literature
ENID BLYTON-Famour five picnic meals

7) Favourite novel in translation
err

8) Favourite children's book
Enid Blytons

9) Books by your bedside
Enid Blytons,JK rolwing,Coma,loads I cant count all..

10) Sexiest book
Kamasutra

about my books !! My new boss asked me to lend him the Harry Potter book and I tookd 3 -4 days before I finally gave in!

I just didnt want to give him my book! What if he is not very good with books and bends a page?

The mere thought of him holding MY book somehow was disgusting!

Its not only with Harry Potter books it's with all MY books!! MINE

* think i need a a councellor now*

It was heart wrenching to give that book to him today!

Now the shocker!!!!! He told me he will take time reading since he already is in the middle of another book and doesnt get time to read!!!

Darn!!! *cruses* *fawk fawk Fawkittey Fawk*

I was working for Dell a few years ago and was only dealing with desktops for US based customers.

Here I list of the weirdest questions ever asked

1. Do you have Air Conditioning in India?
2. Do you travel to work in Bullockcarts?
3. Do you know what Coke,pepsi,mountain dew are?
4. Do you get bread,cakes in India?
5. Do you live in huts made of mud and thatched roof?
6. Do you have electricty ?
7. Are you sure you know computers well to help me?
8. Indian women are very beautiful ,So you sound beautiful . I can Imagine you with long lustrous black hair and tan beautiful skin!!
9.India? in Texas?(My reply was no India in Asia!!) So i get the reply-The continent????

PS this was inspired by a blog by Blakkie and a comment by Phinebooty which made me laugh!!!!

Seven personal facts:

1.I love music -any kind
2.I love watching old classic
3.I wanted to be a crimnologist or a lawyer
4.I hate snakes or any creepy crawlies
5.I am very emotional and very very soft hearted
6.I had 15 dogs 2 parrots
7.I love to explore the darker side of human nature
So I tag the following

MK funky
PotDonkey
Sapphirenight
BlinkPInk
Elle_dee

Oh I just went into the ladies room and looked at my behind and all around!!

I think I am not gaining 5 pounds every 5 minutes!!

*Feeling much much better*

Infact I think I look pretty darn nice

I dont know whats wrong or why but I am slowly getting more irritable.

I have i think reached the limit of "good shoulder to cry on" and "the ever dependable friend" , "Always there for a chat"

My time is not important only listening to you is.

I think I'm being selfish but months of talking to people and telling them a little about my general life and listening to them.

I dont feel like talking /chatting to any friends at the moment. Only to the close friends -rest not really feel up to listening to how their day went.

I am saying this because I just received a Message from a friend

He: Hey
Me: hey , i was offline dunno why my yahoo shows online *Lie because yesterday I was online but not interested in chatting*

Him: You dont love me anymore* baby poutish*
Him: your PC loves me more
Me:

I couldnt be bothered to reply,I dont hate him he is a nice friend. But I am in this phase right now where I dont wanna chat /talk to anyone

Yesterday one of my old friend called and My phone was on silent and didnt reply. Just sent a sms later that I was with mum watching a movie* half truth i was at home watching a movie*

I am avoiding people I generally would talk to

Wonder why?

You think I am being mean? These were the people who heard me out when I needed them, and I heard them out when they needed me!

.. I feel flustered! I think I'm eating more than I usually do.

I think I have gained 5 pounds since last 5 minutes and counting
I think I look like a blimp
I think even the fat from my fingers have moved into my tummy and breasts
My face looks tiny
My teeth look well like teeth!

I think I going crazy!I have bounty and maltesers on my desk and a box of snacks and I just gulped scalding hot tea!!!!

*burnt my tongue,it now has slightly prominent red dots*

Wait i think the toes have got a slight plump look too..

Whats happening..*aargh*

Monday blues? Hormonal stuff? reaction to Monsieur returning?

*Drama Queen*

I think I will write a book -Confessions of a Drama Queen(removed "teenage" to make it sound more original

Oh darn! back to work..  but I follow the above Calendar

* sleep walks to the coffee wending machine*

... no not those trunks!!

To move house I went out and got a few large trunks!!

I want to pack it all in Trunks and stack it!!

Boxes get ruined and damp in the rains so its trunks

He is gonna be back in 3 days * screams*

I am now jittery!

so Many "what If's" and "oh my", self doubts and nervousness!!

*calm down*

*Sips wine*

*argh*

Oh well I think I'd better watch Dial M for Murder!!

*this is a new addiction-Old classic movies*

I got my legs waxed and (shudder) wonder how I could bear the pain!!

I was just looking as they beautician took hot wax onto a applicator and spread it on my leg,placed a strip and *shwp* she energetically pulled it off!! *OUCH*

I Havent tried a brazillian wax but I am darn sure its gonne hurt like hell!!

Well its the time of year when I have to look for a different house to live in. The one im renting ,its owner wants the house to give to his sister!!

Have to move out by September! Ah well I am a gypsy and live like one so its okay.

I just HATE packing !! Thats my problem

So now we are looking for a house in a decent area and bro obviously doesnt want to help much at the moment except ask her to run around town and find!

Anyway im fed up of him and i snapped at mum a few times telling her "I am not taking his shit" and "I am irritable because I have a 30 year old bro who refuses to take responsibility and grow up"

Mum told me he is just like my dad and that my dad has now grown up post divorce. I think my dad is now an sad, lonely old Man who has realised that he has lost the family he once took for granted.

My bro may be on the same level or not!

Also now he wants to move to a different country and work!! well for his sake I hope he does! Livin alone might help him grow up.

Ooh I need wine and I am going to watch two movies- Wait until Dark and Dial M for Murder

I wanted to watch Herbie Fully loaded which was on TV this morning But bro got up

The good news is He is going out for a weekend wih friends again tomorrow and that gives me and Mum breathing space

This is So funny!!!!!!!!! and a bit weird!!

Me: am sorry I am grumpy

Him: Oh ? didnt notice!

Me: Of hell Im pathetic at being grumpy as well

Him: yeah you are... einstine

Me:wild white hair and a weird expression and look like i just got a electric shock?

Him:nooo einstein the cute parrot

Meoh thats makes me really cute

Him: yes you are!

Me:aww *turns red* heheh thank you!! *hugs*

Me: you are a cute ass

Him: *bows*

Me: *curtseys*

For reference: Einstine video

I just called a few employees telling them their services are not longer required!

I feel sick on the whole!

Im sick of being me,sick of my own limitations and sick that I cant break out of my own thoughts and feelings and emotions!

My New boss just told me to Go home!!!!!!???? * disbelief*

* uses a toothpick to clear the ear to ensure I hear ok*

I mean in over a year that I have worked here No one has ever told me to go home just because I came to work early

*shocked*

I came to work by 7 AM today and so boss is asking me to leave!! Infact He has left for the day!!

* faints*

I have been reading "The Alchemist" Maybe that why i am now considering "Omens"

For the last 2 days while I am travelling to work in a cab(its cheap here) the car had a flat tyre! 2 different cars,2 different days but same problem.

Is this an Omen * looks around*

Maybe the Forces of Nature dont want me to reach work!

They want me to take a leave!!??

Well I got this message from the "Trainer" who asked me out

i'll Miss you if you go to US :-(

I had no idea how to respond besides the fact that i was hugely amused!

I think this person needs a proper "NO" and my telling him that "I dont date" is not working.

You think "Piss off you are only 5 feet 5 inches midget" work?

I dont wish to be rude but its time for action

* wicked idea can be found fawning over monsieur accidentally*

Well I need to be more brutal because i got a text right now

coffee at barsita today?

I havent replied to this !! I dont want to! I am irritated!

I guess time of month nearing or some such thing!

I am honoured and excited to play the part of Sis Tisis (maria) in the Sound of Bloggers

* excited*

*wow need to get hair cut shorter*

*need to get my dress ready*

*practice  the song-"the mills are alive with the sound of Bloogging"*

For those who havent heard about it click http://foolsreunited.blog.co.uk/2007/07/26/the_moment_you_ve_been_waiting_for~2704541

What do you think Dafter? I look okay?

Like I suspected last night, after all the huge mess and uproar they created. My US of A trip is cancelled yet again!!

I have been hearing this for over 7 months now!!

It's starting to be amusing in a very sarcastic way.

* walks into her room*

* slams door*

*gets into bed and pulls cover till totally under it*

* Pushes pet off bed*

* makes irritable sighing and grunting noises*

* curses life a few times*

* wishes i were reborn some other better place*

*wastes time in useless dreams of Happiness and peace and of havin a nice life*

* thinks if need to fly then will miss Monsieur since he will be back in town*

*Fuck fuck fuckietty fuck*

* no book to read*

*sips Brandy*

*punches pillow to make it softer*

*frowns*

Ah well goodnight all!! My life sucks

My company today told me I need to Fly to US tomorrow.. I was so dazed and all morning I was in an absolute mess

Now suddenly it all seems so cool. They were after my life to go and now they wont even tell me where I have to go and why and what for!!!

I feel they are doing what they did in January of this year!! Got me a visa and told me once every few weeks Im "flying next week"

I dont trust them,this maybe just another flop show.

When I told this at home all my brother had to say was that if after I fly back from US and have to go to a different City to set up and work I should Take Mum and dog along!!!!

*Fucking irresponsible moron*

I mean I would have asked Ma to come and live maybe a little in future if I have to move however the way my bro made this comment pissed me off..

Just goes to prove he doesnt want to take any responsibility of Mother and wants me to deal with it all while he enjoys and fucks around with a few more whores.

*fuming*

Each night i come home and he has hijacked the TV and the internet and wont let us watch anything and sit on his sorry arse and not move.

He doesnt even help in the kitchen or anything and simply waits for us to serve food to his lordship and he simply eats and (thank the lord atleast he keeps the dirty dishes back into the sink)not really watch TV or work on the net but keeps it under his control.

also he has come up with the idea that we move to a area 35 kilometers from my work place because its cheaper.. Well great for him he drives and its me and mum stuck at home since that area has no public transportation and its expensive to travel 35 kilometers to get to the nearest mall or main towncentre!

*such a fucking arse*

I am so upset I want drinks to drown and forget the world. This is one of the reasons I was a regular alcholic.I managed to quit and all this is making me crave again.

My whole life i have had to be the responsible one ,the mature one, the strong one,the solid support one, the no mess no fuss one,the dump all crap on her and she wont even squeak one,the serious one with no chance of a life or even a boyfriend.

(yeah thats right no one ever expected me to have a boyfriend they thought I'd just remain a spinster and take care of mum)

Well it seems like thats how it gotta be for me!!

It gets to me and I started drinking because for those few hours I felt light and weightless & blank.

I am also worried what mum thought to bro's comment. She is a proud lady and wouldnt want to feel like she is leaning on us.

..I had a tiny tear trickle when i came towards the end of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

One of my favourite characters die and iI'm so horribly emotional I cry when something tragic happens, or Unrequited love etc.
I sobbed like a baby watching Sweet November,City Of Angels and even Roman Holiday!!

I mean it!! I well up and turn red and burst into tears!!

Cant help it!!

....remove today make it 7

Thats the worst drag ever!! why cant this week simply vanish and I wake up to next week??

Then Monsieur will be back and hopefully we have time to meet!!

* excitement caused butterflies in tummy*

.. as a part of the Uniform of LazyLand( of which I am the Princess)

A absolutely gorgeous , lip smacking sexy burgundy and cream satin and lace spaghetti strap top and tiny shorts!!

I look scrumptious in it.

PS: will blog its photos(without me in it)

This is my pet each Morning trying to stop me from leaving for work

She is blocking the main door.

.. at my Mother this morning.

She was reading the newspaper and switched on the TV and started discussing and asking how to start a toy train collection.

I was feeling clammy and sick and about to throw up plus no sleep at night( not a wink )

(I was in pain and my pet decided that i looked very soft and cozy and so dropped her 50 kilo weight on me and trying to find the softest part near my legs to put her head on and sleep.
Oh amazing how she snores and then kicks me if I take too much space!)

i have a weird pet

anyway

I feel sorry I snapped because she just sent me a text message asking if i feel ok.

.. I was taking an telephonic interview just now and was typing the observations in a excel file when..

I was asking" what is the expected salary"?

and In the sheet I typed "sex" instead of "expected"

I need help!

First of all I feel like shite!

To make it worse I am at work, I am hungry(but have no fruits and food at work is not an option)

I didnt get time to grab any fruits or even have breakfast because I was sick with my head hanging in the loo.

it doesnt stop there!! I have interviews to finish one after the other and the tow other colleagues helping me are on a break since over 30 mins( maybe its less than 30? i dont know feels like an hour)

Oh and did i say i was hungry? I feel like eating a subway sandwich!!* drools*

I need food * i keep imagining food all around*

Oh and perfect two more candidates for an interview* maybe could throw them out??* * wicked thoughts*

Ooh those two colleagues are finally back!

Plus Monsieur has been bitten by the Harry Potter bug! He is reading it and totally engrossed even though he finds it a bit * read loads* kiddish!!

* slams door*

*Leaves maggots at work behind*

* goes home and hogs food*

* drools*

_________________________________________________________

* stalks back*

I forgot to mention the weird bit

This Trainer guy who asked me out?? He came to my desk while i was spending quality time with my head on the table thinking /banging it on the desk>.

he grabs my hand and asks me in a very subtle way " Oh my you look like death "

*Well thank you very much for that kind observation and may i have my hand back?*

So I told him yeah I am sick and he guffaws as if I cracked the best joke ever!!

* moron *

* grumbles*