As all us who slog each day and will continue to do so for atleast 20-30 years of our life know the allowances we have in our salary.As well as a few Policies.
I would like to make a few additions on the basis that the current doesnt allow me to indluge and live my life as a Princess.
1)Shoe/Clothes Allowance:This allowance is necessary since all pop psychologist sat that clothes makes a Man/Woman. We need to be given additional allowance to ensure our wardrobe and shoes are always shiny,new,and non smelly kinds
2)Dating Allowance: This is for all the Lonely hearts. This way the company encourages dating and which improves over all Morale of the employees and ensures a healtly dating life.
3)Marriage Bonus: Incase 2 employees meet and marry, the company should give them a marriage bonus because this will promote marriage and also once they have kids you can be sure the parents might recommend them into the company(Plus the allowance goes into the marriage arrangements cost)
4)Break-up leave: This is when a person gets unceremonisouly dumped by her pathetic boyfriend or Husband/Girlfriend or Wife and vise versa she /he should get a week's paid leave to recover since the personal tragedy will affect work and should be avoided.Plus avoid the terribly boring conversations of "what went wrong".
There should a policy which states that a guy/Girl cannot date multiple women/Men at the same time. We should believe in serial monogomy.
Memo: warning would be given to those who dont enjoy life and are hell bent on working and making other work.
Any comments?
