I’m not a morning person and I hate getting up early.

Also my wake up process includes pushing a large blond Labrador dog off me and my bed.

Also the though of work uggh!! If only someone would pay me to sit at home and read and laze I would love to.. Who wouldn’t...

Anyway am at work and am consuming black coffee (caffeine induced alertness).Checking may mailbox for anything interesting, Spoke with a couple of team members.

Ouch! My other ever sick manager who was hospitalized for "Typhoid" i think a week and a half ago is back and looks way too healthy to even be sick.

Ah well, he the typical lets for go a coffee (and at the counter to pay exclaim "S**t forgot my wallet") So basically you end up paying for him each time and my other colleagues cant wait to do that just to suck up.

I have predominantly Male colleagues, Infact I am the only woman at my prestigious position of a Team leader.

I have a Ex Army Captain, married second time recently on one hand and a Older Married with two little girls on the other. Then i have the Booby Guy, a colleague who loves to wear lycra Tee's and forgets he doesn’t have a body and has tips like boobs/nipples pointing out..

Then i had a Delivery Manager who had this uncanny habit of placing his palm on your back right on the spot where the bra hooks clasp (Ugggh)

I also have this other Manager who was spying and peeping over his coffee mug at my Boobs(i am a D Cup and am fairly petite so boobs look large), He tells me I walk like this Mean Kick ass Boss which screams "don’t mess". I grumbled over coffee "I hope that works to deter any silly thoughts"

Now, Most of the people I have just described happen to be (you got it) South Indians... you blame me for being biased?