The Green Ogress

1. Do you schedule sex?

I dont i love to be spontaneous and surprises are the thing.. However im celibate since last august.

2. When do you shower, morning or night?

Morning and Evening

3. What do you read on the john?

 I read the Newspaper

4. Do you spend a lot of time styling your hair in the morning?

A brush through coz my hair has a mind of its own

5. When do you go to bed?

usually around 2am!

6. What is your favorite nighttime ritual?

Hmm bath,wear my nice red satin shorts and tank to bed ,read and try and keep my pet off my bed.

7. Do you hook up with friends during the week?

I would love to.. however most are married and thus this is gettin difficult.. I have a Hen night this weekend.

8. When do you start your day?

around 9 am

9. Do you eat breakfast on the fly?

all the time..

And the final daily ritual....

10. Is brushing your teeth essential to starting your day?

Yeah infact brush twice morning and evening

We had a Blood Donation Drive at work today. I suddenly felt like i should do My bit for humanity and donate.

This is the first time I ever donated and i was scared(Im scared of needles,doctors,hospitals,blood)

I have a hisotry of fainting at the mearest sight of blood. I fainted when my Dentist was working on a tooth ,i fainted when i saw a bit of blood during a routine blood test.

But, I still decided to donate and even collected a few colleagues(why should i go alone) to do the same.

When the doc took a blade to prick my finger to rest Haemoglobin levels I was already Pale. Then They gave me the Haemopack which had the largest needle i ever saw and i was fast loosin my bravado and was turning to run( alas!! had my colleague standing right behind(the Captain) and he wouldnt let me run)

The Captain was brave and with full fanfare donated blood( said We from the Army are used to blood donation )

When they made me lay on a bed to donate..I realized all my colleagues were staring to see me react(Which did when the needle pierced though my skin)It was as if the expected to see Green Blood instead of red.

Well post my generous act of Humanity I feel dizzy and have been asked to eat and relax.. which i am !!

Back at my desk and staring at PC

As all us who slog each day and will continue to do so for atleast 20-30 years of our life know the allowances we have in our salary.As well as a few Policies.

I would like to make a few additions on the basis that the current doesnt allow me to indluge and live my life as a Princess.

1)Shoe/Clothes Allowance:This allowance is necessary since all pop psychologist sat that clothes makes a Man/Woman. We need to be given additional allowance to ensure our wardrobe and shoes are always shiny,new,and non smelly kinds

2)Dating Allowance: This is for all the Lonely hearts. This way the company encourages dating and which improves over all Morale of the employees and ensures a healtly dating life.

3)Marriage Bonus: Incase 2 employees meet and marry, the company should give them a marriage bonus because this will promote marriage and also once they have kids you can be sure the parents might recommend them into the company(Plus the allowance goes into the marriage arrangements cost)

4)Break-up leave: This is when a person gets unceremonisouly dumped by her pathetic boyfriend or Husband/Girlfriend or Wife and vise versa she /he should get a week's paid leave to recover since the personal tragedy will affect work and should be avoided.Plus avoid the terribly boring conversations of "what went wrong".

There should a policy which states that a guy/Girl cannot date multiple women/Men at the same time. We should believe in serial monogomy.

Memo: warning would be given to those who dont enjoy life and are hell bent on working and making other work.

Any comments?

If i were a witch this is what i would do. Instead of Blasting Voldemort to smithreens I have a list of things i would love to do.

1)Straighten and maybe shorten my nose
2)Who needs Lyposuction and workouts when you can make a Weight Dissolving Potion,Ab Shaper Potion,Thigh Flab Blaster,Cellulite Chopper, Breast Booster(i need to reduce though)
3) Who needs to work I will wave my wand and have it all..
4)Mortgages to hell I will wave a wand and make a house in a nice country side
5)Definitely save commuting charges since i can travel by broom or vanish one place and appear at the other(this way i am never late to work.
6) Wave my wand and im dressed/undressed
7)Ooh best wave my wand and house is clean,Dog is washed, food is cooked.
8)If I hate my boss i'd Zap him and he would turn a pig/ferret?
9)Indulge the woman in me and have loads of clothes and shoes etc

and because i love nature

10)Remove pollution
11)Save extinction of Wildlife
12)Stop Global Warming

What would you do if you were a witch/Wizard?

Hmm this definitely is  the lowest spot at present. Grumpy and sleepy and at work,trying to keep eyes peeled at my PC with the help of black coffee.

Was up till 1 AM and i got this amusing  Bush joke i had to share with friends and so  sent them all the SMS forward, Only to be abused and  called up asking if I was feelin allright for sending a Pathetic Joke at 1.30AM. Was amusing though since those calling were obviously awake and chirping.

Many of  the Girls pals were out on dates and i was the only one at home with my Runaway Jury.

Hmm now the life gets interesting ,am chatting with my friend and are discussing Kamasutra and how some of its positions described are so wild and some might make me snap like a twig they are so complicated.

Hmm We deciding which ones we can try out..i think i need to start my yoga again to bend like a pretzel might takes me 50 years

1.Im 25,Never married and broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years a year ago.(the idiot cheated on me and is now married to a much older woman)
2.I live with my mother
3.I am 110 pounds (7 stones)and 5 feet 2 inches tall,auburn hair and look nice.
4.I am currently involved in a chat relationship with a man
5.I had 1 fling post breakup
6.My parents broke up when i was 10
7.I paint and i was trained singer and acted in theatre

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Lovely Day today. Lazing at home, all work done(cooking cleaning etc).
Hmm now sitting with a beer and typing on this blog as well as chatting with Monsieur Loup.

This is life i just dont want the weekend to end .

I have the world's most cowardly dog.My dog is scared of darkness , scared of being left alone at home,scared if a book falls off the shelf and scared when a bird flutters.

I think Courage the cowardly dog has met his match . And to make things amazing we have named her Zoya!!As if she's some royalty.

To top it all ,she eats all the time and sleeps on me just because she's scared of darkness.

Ooh and on hot days she hates it if i for some reason dont switch on the Air cooling system.And makes whining noises till i do.

Anyone out there with a pet worse than mine?

All that is required to make this amazing weekend even better would be a boyfriend to cuddle with but.. anyway back to my daydreaming and reading Runaway Jury.

I’m not a morning person and I hate getting up early.

Also my wake up process includes pushing a large blond Labrador dog off me and my bed.

Also the though of work uggh!! If only someone would pay me to sit at home and read and laze I would love to.. Who wouldn’t...

Anyway am at work and am consuming black coffee (caffeine induced alertness).Checking may mailbox for anything interesting, Spoke with a couple of team members.

Ouch! My other ever sick manager who was hospitalized for "Typhoid" i think a week and a half ago is back and looks way too healthy to even be sick.

Ah well, he the typical lets for go a coffee (and at the counter to pay exclaim "S**t forgot my wallet") So basically you end up paying for him each time and my other colleagues cant wait to do that just to suck up.

I have predominantly Male colleagues, Infact I am the only woman at my prestigious position of a Team leader.

I have a Ex Army Captain, married second time recently on one hand and a Older Married with two little girls on the other. Then i have the Booby Guy, a colleague who loves to wear lycra Tee's and forgets he doesn’t have a body and has tips like boobs/nipples pointing out..

Then i had a Delivery Manager who had this uncanny habit of placing his palm on your back right on the spot where the bra hooks clasp (Ugggh)

I also have this other Manager who was spying and peeping over his coffee mug at my Boobs(i am a D Cup and am fairly petite so boobs look large), He tells me I walk like this Mean Kick ass Boss which screams "don’t mess". I grumbled over coffee "I hope that works to deter any silly thoughts"

Now, Most of the people I have just described happen to be (you got it) South Indians... you blame me for being biased?

Well start at this.. Im 26 years old and single.. I live with My mother.
I am working with software company filled with (No Offence) South Indians.

Personally i have nothing against South Indians ,Some of my friends are and More importantly my Ex-Boyfriend also was one. I have recently developed a Allergy against anyone from Down South.

It's like everytime i come across leatching south Indian in my company i wanna scream and shout(mind you i have a few North and east indians too who letch)

Its a difficult life for a Girl to work and it happens to men as well .. but the occurances are more with women.(Biased)

Imagine you are talking to a Manager level person with a Pot belly hangin over his belt and is short and i tower over him with or without heels and he is letching over your breasts and decided to ask in a leering way "Hey Babe, wanna go out for drinks" . I mean get real have you seen yourself in the mirror lately?

I see you i get images of you trying to fornicate with your wife but cant 'cause your oversized tummy gets in the way and hides your undersized penis.